The actions of certain hunters and fishermen have given outdoorsmen as a whole the reputation of being a group of individuals that are not very intelligent. As an outdoorsmen I find this unfortunate and do all I can avoid being an individual that adds to this stereotype. In the meantime, once a week I will make a post designated to an "outdoorsmen" who outdid himself in reinforcing the stereotype because lets face it, these bumbling idiots sure are entertaining. Todays featured storie is a self-narrated tale posted on the Kentucky Hunting Forum from "Corndogggy" (with a name like that, I have high expectations.). During bow-hunting season corndogggy was fortunate to bag a large doe. After examining his accomplishment, he began field-dressing the deer. Apparently this hunter didn't have an understanding for the anatomy of deer and began investigating. As corndogggy is rumaging through the open cavity of the animal he came across a large pink "balloon looking thing". As protocol for any great disection requires, corndogggy poked said pink thingy with his knife. What was poke turned out to be the stomach of the deer and our featured hunter this Wednesday ended up with the stomach contents of his trophy all over his face.
Hope you enjoy your Wednesday more than corndoggy, and for the love of all that is good please make better discisions.
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